Although its origin is widely debated among the finest experts, the term “senioritis” has always lurked around to capture unsuspecting seniors. The sudden drop in grades, the “I’ve already gotten into college” excuse, and pulling the “ill in morning” every school day are just a few common symptoms of senioritis. Many of the seniors affected by this widespread and dangerous disease are often left crawling towards the finish line, passing classes by doing the bare minimum. Senioritis has even affected those who are generally known as academic weapons. Daniel Ottiger and Matthew Wadden are just a few on a long list of seniors who have been devastated by the effects of senioritis.
This contagious and deadly disease around Saint Eds and schools worldwide has raised a pressing question: Is there a cure?
Some so-called experts in the field of senioritis, like Ash Wallis of Southern New Hampshire University, may state to “study what interests you,” or even to just “get involved.” But I’m here to tell you they’re wrong. Speaking from personal experience as a senior overcoming the virulent symptoms of senioritis, I say just give in.
On a real note, I don’t know the actual cure or prevention for this fatal disease—once you’re in it, you’re in it. It hits you out of nowhere, leaving you to traverse the muddy waters back to the path of motivation.
Whether or not senioritis is real or merely a facade isn’t a question—the answer is obvious: it’s real. Its mysterious nature places it among the greatest of enigmas. And maybe, when senior year finally hits, don’t be surprised if your name is added to the ever-growing list of its victims.
